The French Flag Flies a Little Higher

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Well, guys, the answer is in and the answer is --  "The French."

What?  You actually want to know the question?  Okay, then: What European Union country's male population, statistically, has the longest and the thickest ...well, let's just say the longest and the thickest?

Now we're the first to accept the results of a well-thought-out and fully-documented study, especially one conducted by the very-official sounding "Institut fuer Kondom-Beratung" (whatever that means) but in the interests of fully supporting their findings we are simply going to have to insist on some further -- and very hands on -- research.

According to the researchers, French flag poles are, on average, 6.1 inches long and 5.4 inches around.  The Brits, by comparison, rise to a height of 5.2 inches and have a girth of 4.5 inches, on average.

Does it matter?  Probably not, but interesting nonetheless.  Perhaps interesting only in our never-ending fascination with penis size.  For more on this topic, read R. Jackson's post on the DH Blog.

ha- i want to see the guys

ha- i want to see the guys studied! I would have bet my money on the Germans followed by the Swedes. (And this is from personal experience I might add)

If you don't know what

If you don't know what "Institut fuer Kondom-Beratung" means how can you say it's "very-official sounding"?

Guys on this and other gay

Guys on this and other gay sites all seem to be at least 7,,,some even 9 and 10....at least that is their claim to fame. Sure all of us like a big cock especially if one is a bottom; it just feels better and other than that does it really make any difference? I think men in general and gay specifically are hung up on being hung.....its all about the next big conquest and how large his penis is......I don't think we are very emotionally healthy ini this area. I include myself in these comments so don't go attacking my views.....just my opinion.....no facts.

Hey, I'm French AND above

Hey, I'm French AND above average should I toot my horn?
By the way, where do American stand -so to speak...

By the way, where do American

By the way, where do American stand -so to speak...
keep up the good work, I’ll be coming back to read any of your future articles..
Thank you!
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What do the French do with

What do the French do with their flagpoles?

Why is it that all the

Why is it that all the bottoms are really hung and it is us tops with the short horns? Doesn't make sense...but I do enjoy looking...even if I can't swallow it all.

Come over i'll show you, lol.

Come over i'll show you, lol. I'm a top, Ubbergeezer, and I prefer guys with small packages -easier to swallow whole...

we are not emotionally

we are not emotionally healthy in many areas - and this site is a testament to that fact. so what if another area is added to the mix? the more the merrier i guess.

I'm a top with a big pole and

I'm a top with a big pole and I don't care whether my bottom has a small or large pole. It's not as if he is going to use it on me anyhow

Institut fur Kondom-Beratung

Institut fur Kondom-Beratung would translate as "Institute for Condom Information"

What a useless stats. What

What a useless stats. What matters is not the size or average, but how you use it. Many guys are well equipped, overworked physically, covered in hair, all symbology of masculinity. But appearances are deceiving, we usually expose something to compensate for an absence. Which absence? Masculinity. Being hung, hairy and/or muscular is not sign of masculinity. Being or feeling man comes from inside, otherwise we would not have a bunch of males here looking for others. We usually desire what we do not have, the fact a man desires another (virile) man is exactly the search, reassurance and incorporation of masculinity, hence the fetiche for things that are male: hair, muscles, swallowing the cum, and so on.... Think about it. Valerio in Cape Town.

To Bob in Seattle - Dude you

To Bob in Seattle - Dude you are stupid!

Why stop there. Let's expand it a bit more to a more accurate analogy. The minimum distance of the earth from the sun is 91million miles. So if someone were one mile closer than this in your analogy they would happen to be waaaay closer to the sun too huh? Yeah- sure in your silly universe perhaps.

In case it isn’t apparent- an inch difference in dick length doesn’t matter and cannot be termed waayyyy bigger. A little bigger would be more accurate. Such small differences are negligible, as a matter of fact hardly recognizable and not worth the effort –well unless you are that way challenged of course and then it becomes a huge issue.

Hi! The data for the

Hi!

The data for the encyclopedia .According to the researchers, French flag poles are, on average, 6.1 inches long and 5.4 inches around. The Brits, by comparison, rise to a height of 5.2 inches and have a girth of 4.5 inches, on average.

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